Sfx: Crowd noise/helicopter/police siren
Reporter: You join us live above Corcoran’s Furniture.
Local stunt man Steve is attempting to climb to the top of Corcoran’s stock of
700 mattresses piled high.
He’s approaching the peak, moving past the Respa,
crawling up the memory foam, clinging to the orthopedic mattresses
and finally scaling the Phoenix range.
He’s done it,
Sfx: Huge cheers
Steve you must be ecstatic?
Steve: (Yawns through line) Actually I’m very sleepy.
Reporter: Steve you’re live!
Sfx: Snoring sounds.
Tag:
Corcoran’s Furniture Sleeptember mattress promotion
(starts reading very sleepily)
is now on, 700 mattresses in stock, five day delivery in …yawns.
